Poke some fun
(into the soil)
Ever feel like an old soul who just stays home with her cats and plants? Hey, there’s a sign for everything (apparently). And we’ve got one just for you that descriptor fits you: say hello to our fun, wood-made “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker.
Make a statement
You’re a plant (and cat) mom
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3" (L x W), with the phrase “Retired Cat Lady” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Support an independent name
The “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky things from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Discover home, arts & crafts, and decor items all using wood from a quality, independent brand.
About North To South Designs
I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet - a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are - even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!
Designed In
Brenham, Texas
Established
2017
Brand values
(1) FREE Shipping 10 - 15 business days, (2) Standard Shipping 7 - 12 business days.
Shipping and Delivery Estimates
We ship in-stock orders as soon as possible. This is often within two business days, but there are situations where it may take longer. All estimates are based on business days.
Note:
(1) The shipping time mentioned above refers to the estimated time of business days that the shipment will take after an order has been shipped.
(2) Business days do not include Saturday/Sunday and any public holidays.
(3) These estimates are based on normal circumstances and are not a guarantee of delivery times.
(4) We are not responsible for the failures or delays in delivery resulting from any force majeure event, such as natural disaster, bad weather, war, customs issues, and any other event beyond our direct control.
for more information please visit our Shipping Policy Page.
Our policy lasts 14 days. If 14 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can't offer you a refund or exchange. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
Women's Sizing & Fit Guide
Please be aware that most of our clothing is Juniors' sizing, which runs smaller than regular US / European Women sizing. Refer to the measurements chart for each individual product to determine the best size for you. Product specific size chart and information can be found in product description or in product picture gallery.
Our team does it's best to include accurate size details and measurement of each item in the product descriptions. If you have questions regarding sizing or any other information on a specific item, please email us at support@mrslm.com for specific details.
Find the best size
When comparing your measurements to those listed on the site, make sure to check if the fabric is stretchy or not. If it is, it can stretch an inch or more.
- Bust: Wrap the measuring tape loosely around the fullest part of your bust to ensure a comfortable fit.
- Waist: Measure the narrowest part of your natural waist, holding the measuring tape loose enough to fit comfortably.
- Hips: Drape the measuring tape around the widest part of your hips, resting the tape comfortably against your body.
- Length: For tops and dresses, measure from the top of your shoulder to the hem. For strapless dresses, measure from the highest part of the neckline to the hem. For pants and skirts, measure from the top of the waist to the hem.
- Sleeve: With your arm outstretched, measure from the base of your neck to the end of the sleeve hem to determine where the sleeve length will fall on you.
Size Chart
Dresses Size Chart
Dress Size Chart (Inch)
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DRESSES SIZE IN INCHES |
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| SIZE | US / CAN | BUST | WAIST | HIPS |
| XS | 0 | 31"-32" | 24"-25" | 34"-35" |
| S | 2-4 | 33"-34" | 26"-27" | 36"-37" |
| M | 6-8 | 35"-36" | 28"-29" | 38"-39" |
| L | 10-12 | 37"-39" | 30"-32" | 40"-42" |
| XL | 14 | 40"-42" | 33"-35" | 43"-45" |
Dress Size Chart (cm)
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DRESSES SIZE IN CM |
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| SIZE | US / CAN | BUST | WAIST | HIPS |
| XS | 0 | 78.7-81.2 | 60.9-63.5 | 86.3-88.9 |
| S | 2-4 | 83.8-86.3 | 66-68.5 | 91.4-93.9 |
| M | 6-8 | 88.9-91.4 | 71.1-73.6 | 96.5-99 |
| L | 10-12 | 93.9-99 | 76.2-81.2 | 101.6-106.6 |
| XL | 14 | 101.6-106.6 | 81.2-88.9 | 109.2-114.3 |
Tops Size Chart
Tops Size Chart (Inch)
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TOPS SIZE IN INCHES |
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| SIZE | US / CAN | BUST | WAIST |
| XS | 0 | 31"-32" | 24"-25" |
| S | 2-4 | 33"-34" | 26"-27" |
| M | 6-8 | 35"-36" | 28"-29" |
| L | 10-12 | 37"-39" | 30"-32" |
| XL | 14 | 40"-42" | 33"-35" |
Tops Size Chart (cm)
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TOPS SIZE IN CM |
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| SIZE | US / CAN | BUST | WAIST |
| XS | 0 | 78.7-81.2 | 60.9-63.5 |
| S | 2-4 | 83.8-86.3 | 66-68.5 |
| M | 6-8 | 88.9-91.4 | 71.1-73.6 |
| L | 10-12 | 93.9-99 | 76.2-81.2 |
| XL | 14 | 101.6-106.6 | 83.8-88.9 |
Bottoms Size Chart
Bottoms Size Chart (Inch)
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BOTTOMS SIZE IN INCHES |
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| SIZE | US / CAN | WAIST | HIPS |
| XS | 0 | 24"-25" | 34"-35" |
| S | 2-4 | 26"-27" | 36"-37" |
| M | 6-8 | 28"-29" | 38"-39" |
| L | 10-12 | 30"-32" | 40"-42" |
| XL | 14 | 33"-35" | 43"-45" |
Bottoms Size Chart (cm)
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BOTTOMS SIZE IN CM |
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| SIZE | US / CAN | WAIST | HIPS |
| XS | 0 | 60.9-63.5 | 86.3-88.9 |
| S | 2-4 | 66-68.5 | 91.4-93.9 |
| M | 6-8 | 71.1-73.6 | 96.4-93.9 |
| L | 10-12 | 76.2-81.2 | 101.6-106.6 |
| XL | 14 | 83.8-88.9 | 109.2-114.3 |
Denim Size Chart
Denim Size Chart (Inch)
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DENIM SIZE IN INCHES |
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| WAIST SIZE | JUNIOR SIZING | WAIST | LOW WAIST | HIPS |
| 24 | 0 | 24"-25" | 26"-27" | 32"-33" |
| 25 | 1 | 25"-26" | 28"-29" | 33"-34" |
| 26 | 3 | 26"-27" | 30"-31" | 34"-35" |
| 27 | 5 | 27"-28" | 31"-32" | 35"-36" |
| 28 | 7 | 28"-29" | 32"-33" | 36"-37" |
| 29 | 9 | 29"-30" | 33"-34" | 37"-38" |
| 30 | 11 | 30"-31" | 34"-35" | 38"-39" |
| 31 | 13 | 31"-3" | 35"-36" | 39"-40" |
| 32 | 15 | 32"-33" | 36"-37" | 40"-41" |
Denim Size Chart (cm)
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DENIM SIZE IN CM |
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| WAIST SIZE | JUNIOR SIZING | WAIST | LOW WAIST | HIPS |
| 24 | 0 | 60.9-63.5 | 66-68.5 | 81.2-83.8 |
| 25 | 1 | 63.5-66 | 71.1-73.6 | 83.8-86.3 |
| 26 | 3 | 66-68.5 | 76.2-78.7 | 86.3-88.9 |
| 27 | 5 | 68.5-71.1 | 78.7-81.2 | 88.9-91.4 |
| 28 | 7 | 71.1-73.6 | 81.2-83.8 | 91.4-93.9 |
| 29 | 9 | 73.6-76.2 | 83.8-86.3 | 93.9-96.5 |
| 30 | 11 | 76.2-78.7 | 86.3-88.9 | 96.5-99 |
| 31 | 13 | 78.7-81.2 | 88.9-91.4 | 99-101.6 |
| 32 | 15 | 81.2-83.8 | 91.4-93.9 | 101.6-104.1 |
Swimwear Size Chart
Swimwear Size Chart (Inch)
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SWIMWEAR SIZE IN INCHES |
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| SIZE | US / CAN | BUST | WAIST | HIPS |
| XS | 0 | 31"-32" | 24"-25" | 33"-34" |
| S | 2 | 33"-34" | 26"-27" | 35"-37" |
| M | 4 | 35"-36" | 28"-29" | 37"-38" |
| L | 6 | 37"-39" | 30"-32" | 39"-41" |
| XL | 8 | 40"-42" | 33"-35" | 42"-44" |
Swimwear Size Chart (cm)
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SWIMWEAR SIZE IN CM |
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| SIZE | US / CAN | BUST | WAIST | HIPS |
| XS | 0 | 78.7-81.2 | 60.9-63.5 | 83.8-86.3 |
| S | 2 | 83.8-86.3 | 66-68.5 | 88.9-93.9 |
| M | 4 | 88.9-91.4 | 71.1-73.6 | 93.9-96.5 |
| L | 6 | 93.9-99 | 76.2-81.2 | 99-104.1 |
| XL | 8 | 101.6-106.6 | 81.2-88.9 | 106.6-111.7 |
Shoes Size Chart
| US | EURO | UK | AUS | JAPAN | CHINA |
| 5 | 35-36 | 3 | 3.5 | 21.5 | 35 |
| 5.5 | 36 | 3.5 | 4 | 22 | 35.5 |
| 6 | 36-37 | 4 | 4.5 | 22.5 | 36 |
| 6.5 | 37 | 4.5 | 5 | 23 | 36.5 |
| 7 | 37-38 | 5 | 5.5 | 23.5 | 37 |
| 7.5 | 38 | 5.5 | 6 | 24 | 37.5 |
| 8 | 38-39 | 6 | 6.5 | 24.5 | 38 |
| 8.5 | 39 | 6.5 | 7 | 25 | 38.5 |
| 9 | 39-40 | 7 | 7.5 | 25.5 | 39 |
| 9.5 | 40 | 7.5 | 8 | 26 | 39.5 |
| 10 | 40-41 | 8 | 8.5 | 26.5 | 40 |
| 11 | 41-42 | 9 | 9.5 | 27.5 | 41 |
Attention: This guide provides general sizing information only, and fit can vary depending on style and brand. For more specific sizing information on the product, please refer to product description.
NOTE:
- All models are wearing size small in tops and dresses, and size 1, 3, or 5 in jeans depending on their body type.
- Most kalles jeans & dresses have some stretch, please refer to product description for fabric details.
- Most kalles bottoms have an inseam of 31-34” depending on the cut and style. Sizing may vary depending on cut and style.
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